Family Fights Back Against Porch Pirates With Dirty Diapers (video)

Family Fights Back Against Porch Pirates, Steal from This Family & You'll Find Yourself in a lot of Poop! Package stealing has become so crazy these days, and now that we're in the mist of the holiday season it seems like it's just getting worse and worse! Well this Florida family and their 9 month old baby have found the answer for their Porch Pirate enemies! Their answer? Poop! Yes Poop! And baby's boom boom puddles are dressed up so nicely no one in the world would ever notice they're getting caught up with a package of 9 month old baby bombs instead of the valuable products like headphones, t-shirts, video games and more that are under everyone's tree this time of year! I've heard of a lot of ways to fight against Porch Pirates including glitter bombs, video surveillance and paint bombs, but this little 9 month old baby has every one of those ideas beat! Because there's nothing funnier to me than to think of the look on face of that no good Porch Pirate when he or she opens that package to find the poop they really deserve! The poop on a 9 year old Princess! Yes! Princess Poop!

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