A 56-year-old drunk woman who wanted to have sex with a 25-year-old man is behind bars after going about it the wrong way.
Elizabeth Highley of Florida apparently couldn't get it done on charm and looks alone, so she grabbed a knife and demanded that he have sex with her. The man, who was somehow able to resist his seductive senior, refused. She then chased him around with a knife and cut his thumb before he made out of the house.
Highley then grabbed her cane (how sexy is that?) and tried to chase him down until he got the attention of a police officer. The officer placed her into custody. She's been charged with felony assault and released on bail. (The Smoking Gun)