Neither rain, nor snow, nor lack of pants kept an Oklahoma man from creeping out his neighbors – by going out to get his mail while stark naked and attempting to pleasure himself.
Hillard Stallings earned a stamp of disapproval after a woman called 911 to report that he was hanging out by his mailbox displaying what he apparently considered his special delivery package. Cops arrived and parked across the street, where they watched for 10 minutes as the 68-year-old did this thing – then approached to cuff him just before a nearby school dismissed classes.
Stallings was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. (UPI)