A drunk Russian guy tried to steal a car after a night of drinking, and would have gotten away with it if he didn't pass out in the driver's seat.
Police say the guy spent all of his money at a local bar and didn't have any for cab fare – so, naturally, he decided the best idea was to steal a car and drive home. But after breaking a window and smashing the ignition mounting, he suddenly became very sleepy and passed out.
The next morning, the car's owner came along, noticed the drunk in his car and called police. He's been charged with drunkenness, attempted theft, and criminal damage. (Orange News)