A Florida man who was stopped for excessive speeding told cops he had no time to kill because he wanted to be on time to kill his best friend.
Alberto Moreno was pulled over after a highway patrol officer clocked him moving so fast that "a speed could not be determined." When the deputy got to the driver's window, Moreno admitted he was speeding and acknowledged that he was pretty drunk, which he proved by falling down after being asked to complete field sobriety exercises.
He explained that he was on his way to murder the unidentified pal "for screwing him over earlier that day" – but ended up in jail on DUI charges instead. (TC Palm)