My Revenge On The Newspaper Thief

This past week someone has been stealing my paper from in front of my house. At first I just figured that the company had messed up the delivery, so I called them up to straighten it out. But they assured me they’ve been bringing it. Which can mean only one thing: someone has been stealing it.

So here’s what I’m going to do:

1-Set up a camera and wire the feed into my apartment so I can see exactly when this is happening and who’s doing it.

2-Wait until the thief comes around the next day, sit them down and show them the tape.

3-Have them buy me a newspaper every day for a week and deliver it, or else I will take the tape to the police.

Basically, I will have them by the balls. Yeah, I’m intense like that.

Signed,

Fred

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